18 Miles Per Hour

18 MilesPerHour is about riding through the world instead of just passing it by.
WHAT’S NOT COVERED BY WARRANTY
I looked really hard at the warranty for these bib shorts but there was nothing on there about covering an incident where a woodland creature from nearby Topanga Canyon gets into our yard and devours the crotch out of my bib shorts that are drying in the sun.
Yep, not one word about replacing shorts that, although clean (I swear to God) and used by a guy with impeccable hygiene (yep, me) were still so alluring to some perverted little animal with peculiar proclivities that it couldn’t resist chowing down on the foulest part of any clothing item.
Last time I get Giordana shorts.
I’m pretty sure Castelli has thought of this.
- Brian

WHAT’S NOT COVERED BY WARRANTY

I looked really hard at the warranty for these bib shorts but there was nothing on there about covering an incident where a woodland creature from nearby Topanga Canyon gets into our yard and devours the crotch out of my bib shorts that are drying in the sun.

Yep, not one word about replacing shorts that, although clean (I swear to God) and used by a guy with impeccable hygiene (yep, me) were still so alluring to some perverted little animal with peculiar proclivities that it couldn’t resist chowing down on the foulest part of any clothing item.

Last time I get Giordana shorts.

I’m pretty sure Castelli has thought of this.

- Brian

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