18MILESPERHOUR LOCAL CYCLING CHARACTER REPORT: THE OLD GUY WHO PEDALS NON-STOP, ALL DAY, AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD ON A SWEET VINTAGE EDDY MERCYX WHILE WEARING THE SAME THICK, WINTER COAT WHETHER IT’S 40 OR 110 DEGREES.
Whew, that headline was a mouthful.
This guy is everywhere yet elusive when it comes to snapping a photograph. Sorry about the Bigfoot-esque shot up there.
Trying to compliment the guy is no bag of lollipops either.
Apparently the words leave my mouth as “…hey, nice bike!…”
But by the time they pass into his ears, his brain has converted them into “…I’m going to devour your firstborn and force you to watch!…” At least that’s what the look on his face says.
If you’re reading this, thick-jacketed-cyclist-man, nice bike. And you should think about doing some 24 hour races. Just sayin’.